Ask anyone around me and they will say how much I am dissatisfied with the state of technology in the year of 2010. A few months ago my girlfriend had a tooth operation and the doctor had to make stitches afterwards. Seriously… Doctors are still using needle and thread to sew people up. Why aren’t they using some blue light? Where are the flying cars? What is this? The ’50s?
Japan was my only hope. Have you seen anything about their plans for World Cup 2022? No? Here… Let me help you:
And yes, they were serious. “Were” as in past tense, because FIFA has not chosen them as the host for World Cup 2022. Instead they have chosen Qatar. QATAR, for God’s sake! Thank you FIFA, for shattering people’s dreams of an awesome, holographic World Cup. I hope Japan sends an army of giant robots to your headquarters.