If you are reading this you should be one of our three readers. The other two are Daniel and I, so you must be the imaginary one. Just a heads-up: We’re not dead, yet. Things will come. Soon… Trust us.
Sometimes you may not be able to access this website. That’s okay. Don’t worry. Being able to read “Press Fire To Start” is a privilege. Not everyone can do that. That and the fact that our server is usually drunk may be the cause of your problems. We may or may not work on getting the website on a new server.
Stay tuned though. Don’t lose your tuned-ness…